Election 2010 run down

Ok so far so good, we have had no new intelligible policies and 1 woefully over media managed ‘debate’. Lets do a quick and simple run down on the policy options on the table to get your vote.

ALP – Policies

Environment: Create a Bogan community cabinet of 150 average dickheads who know nothing about climate change to help stall any action on climate change.

Education: Tax rebates for rich people who will be able to claim money back for $5000 European ski trips for Joel at Xavier and $2000 Blazers, in short flushing money that should be being used to help the under privileged being used to keep Joel in a X5 BMW and not having to downgrade to a Merc AWD.

Economy: A little bit more superannuation…perhaps and only if Twiggy Forrest (Our new prime minister) agrees to a mining tax

Cost of Living: Labor will ensure houses become more expensive as each member of parliament has an average of 3 investment properties that they salary sacrifice and negative gear. They will continue to sell our farms to the Chinese and Indians so Coles and Woolies can make MEGA profits and spit in our eyes!

Health: Labor will commit to take 30% of the health budget and give it to private insurance companies like The Carlisle Group (Owned but the Bush Family) rather than spending that money on actual health facilities, staff and services.

Defence: Labor will commit to wasting 35 Billion dollars on complex jets that will be obsolete before they arrive, it will also spend a few cents on ‘Border Protection’ but talk about it a lot.

Immigration: Labor will commit to providing Australian business with cheap foreign labour so they do not have to provide a decent wage and standard of living to their current workers.

Coalition/Liberal – Policies

Environment: Say the words REAL ACTION at least 20,000 times in one 3 year term and make green house savings of 35% more emissions by 2020! Plus a big bag of cash to the coal industry(now mostly owned bu US companies)

Education: Tax rebates for rich people who will be able to claim money back for $5000 European ski trips for Joel at Xavier and $2000 Blazers, in short flushing money that should be being used to help the under privileged being used to keep Joel in a X5 BMW and not having to downgrade to a Merc AWD.

Economy: Sell some assets to their mates at bargain basement prices…………then lease them back for twice what they sold them for.

Cost of Living: Liberal will ensure houses become more expensive as each member of parliament has an average of 3 investment properties that they salary sacrifice and negative gear. They will continue to sell our farms to the Chinese and Indians so Coles and Woolies can make MEGA profits and spit in our eyes!

Health: Liberal will commit to take 30% of the health budget and give it to private insurance companies and sell Medibank for a pitance to a US company accused of war crimes in Iraq.

Defence: Will sign an open cheque to Boeing and other major US defence contractors so they can help themselves to our tax money signing up deals for loads of stuff we don’t need

Immigration: Liberal will pretend to hate the foreigner but in the end will commit to providing Australian business with cheap foreign labour so they do not have to provide a decent wage and standard of living to their current workers.

So there you go! This promises to be an incredibly boring election with very few real options….

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